#you can pick whichever you like

[hellcifrogs]

hiii im the anon who talked about doing family trees and just thought i'd add ive now spent several hours trying to come up with a family crest as well the fixation beam is real now for an actual question: if you had to assign an animal to the Non Animal clans in Narufox what would you choose for who and why?

Hey~ I actually HAVE answered something similar before and went to look for it to see if anything changed... But I wasn't actually trying to fit them into the AU

Then (based on vibes):

Sai would be a cat.

Sakura a tigress <3

Ino should be maybe a bird... I'm really not sure... could also be a boar I guess, but it's ino, I'd like her to be something pretty... (something that goes along nice with a tiger lol)

Lee would be a frog :}

Chouji would actually be a capybara <3

Shino a moth, you know those with wings that kinda look like eyes? Are those moths? One of those

The Hyuugas I think would be swans.

Tenten i think a red panda, because it's cute.

Makes sense to me for Sasuke also be a cat.

The sand trio are alrealdy tanukis, but I remember when I first watched Naruto I thought Kankuro's design was somehow related to a bat and I guess Temari could be a weasel (if the two were to be different animals).

Now (trying to make sense):

Sai - a Bird, I think I'm imagining a heron? Something graceful and white.

Sakura - something small like a squirrel or mouse.

Sasuke - people have mentioned both dragons and cats for the Uchihas, I think I'd go with them as tigers this time.

Ino - Boar, I guess, for obvious reasons.

Lee - I still like the frog, maybe monkey?

Chouji - I cannot let go of the capybara, the Akimichi could be butterflies by logic, but I feel like that would make them a "cousin clan" to the Aburame.

Hyuugas - actually I change my mind, Uchihas can be lions, Hyuugas will be the tigers

Tenten - Another small cute animal, for her, Sakura and Lee who aren't from big clans I can only imagine them being something small in comparison too.

[evil-robot-cat]

Pool ring party! Sidon... may need help getting out of his.

Special version at my Patreon!

[vaguely-concerned]

we need a poll. what do we call dorian. a mortaboo/mooaboo (mortalitasi weeabo). a wooaboo/watchaboo (watcher weeaboo). a neeaboo/necroboo (you may start to see my design here). he knows what he is and he's not ashamed of it. he went 'while you were busy being lame I studied the skull. and got laid a bunch ¯_(ツ)_/¯. we are not the same'. after one family vacation to nevarra at like seventeen or whatever he made it his whole personality and himself insufferable enough around the house that his dad finally caved and sent him to the watchers for them to deal with for a term. where he then went on to make himself insufferable around the necropolis in general and to emmrich in particular. I love him beyond words.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

just read the new mutants issue where Charles chose to stay behind in space and my god the juxtaposition between Charles trusting Erik and Erik joining the hellfire club and wondering at his own trust worthiness. I wonder how much of Charles decision was him ultimately trying to avoid the fact that his first class had seemingly betrayed mutant kind and not be willing to face them and how much of it was Dani and Illyana's reaction to him having Karma mind control Illyana. the fact that Illyana was depending on him to ease her mind through limbo and in choosing to stay he forced karma to do it instead, probably fucking up their relationship in the process.

I love him, this is crazy, how much of this is him trying to runaway and how much is this him not trusting himself to fix things and how much is it just him trusting Erik?

i keep trying to put into words my exact thoughts about the sitch but there really is a lot for one issue aintit... oh charles you and your brain...

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

either i can be an icon and make a final research project on trump x biden yaoi, or i can be really petty and make it about executive dysfunction and it’s negative effect on musicianship and then discuss it during band class so my teacher will overhear me talking about it

[crowleyscleaninglady]

Y’all I have company coming this weekend so I’ll really only have time to read one (1) of my books. Which one should I start

[digitaldiseas3]

would anyone be interested if i were to sell tarot readings for real cheap. like $1 USD

[totrailblaze]

@dupliciti / ✧.

“ … what is it? ” lacrima scowls, driven both by anger and disappointment: she doesn’t even try to hide the contempt on her face. in fact, why should she? this stranger reeks of it – elation. no one but a Fool would see glee where the general consensus perceives despair or sorrow. thus, in a fit of pure, childish pettiness, the lady of tears dares to challenge him; it’s time to disprove that joy and sadness are but two different sides of the same coin.

  “ pray tell, enlighten me on what you find so amusing. ”

[gellavonhamster]

Porvoo, Finland, August 2023

[ebonyforged]

i wanna start up more interactions but it's been proving hard now that i'm working again and have much less free time/energy so, instead of plotting, like this MEME CALL if you'd like to receive a couple of memes from me that could potentially be continued into a thread! <3

[wereh0gz]

What if I started going by Livewire but like for realsies

[thornescratch]

I love the cherry blossoms! You're in DC!?

Did. Did my nearly daily posts about Washington DC sports teams not give that away by now?

[gender-euphowrya]

yeah i'm weird about fictional characters but at least i don't call people abusive if they treat them in different ways from me

[martyrbat]

hm... okay! <- said by someone who is NOT okay

[catisteard]

🤓☝️?

The Muses from Disney’s Hercules!

Or

The Whaletaur Shaman from Certaurworld!

[marmotsomsierost]

Me, at 1644: hm, we're down to like 9 people in the ed and only 2 in lobby. Should i take my 30min meal break?

Me: nah, i'll go at like 1730 or so

Universe: bet

Me, at 1720: eh i'll go now i guess-

Fast track RN: hey can you do a walking boot on (pt)?

Me: sure

Me: ....where the *fuck* is our brace cart

Surgery RN: it's here

Me: that's not our cart. It doesn't look right.

Surgery RN: well if it's ours, i mean as long as you know to have them fill out the form, it doesn't really matter.

Me: i mean yeah but i just- we don't use the tall boots, there's none of the regular boots.

Charge RN: that's our cart.

Me: but it- (i spot a short boot at the very back of the cart, turn the cart around, it looks like it's supposed to) -okay it's our cart nevermind.

Charge RN: *cackles*

Me, at 1735ish: okay *now* i will go on b-

PA: hey can you chaperone a pelvic with me real quick?

Me: ok

Me, at 1740ish: i'm gonna- okay there's three EKGs suddenly ok cool- Hey (other tech) you wanna split those?

Me, at 1747, walking up to the computer to (finally) document the two boots and a sling i've done so far: okay! I'm-

(Slow pan over line out the door in the lobby)

Me: ....sigh

(There is some incredibly frustrating stuff that happens in the next 30min that i am redacting bc if i write it all out i will be back into murder everything mode and i want to go to bed)

Me, at 1818: okay. EKG done. I'm going on break.

Me, at 1819: fuck i forgot to file the forms

Me, at 1820: okay! I'm-

Charge RN: hey did you do that ekg at triage?

Me: yeah. It's not clearing? Lemme go check the machine, maybe it ate it

Me, standing in front of machine, the misty ominous fog of hindsight curling around me: god fucking dammit, (triage RN), your bullshit pissed me off so badly i fucked up my routine

Me, at 1822ish: hey, RT, can you fix this mismatch?

RT: yeah, but I'll need you to find Minadonat

Me: yeah, a- what?

RT: mine adonat, you'll owe me

Me, baffled, exhaustifrustangrisappointefused, about .9 microns away from running for the fucking hills: i don't know what you-

RT: a donut. I want a donut.

Me: ohhhh. I didn't hear- i don't have any donuts. I have- i have some calamansi lime candies?

RT, clearly trying to hold his laughter: no, no, it's fine, i'm walking, I'll be there in a second.

(RT and i go over the mismatch info, he's like yeah I'll fix it, might not go through til morning but it's fine, and I'm like ok, lemme go get a copy first)

Alert overhead: stroke alert, stroke bed, eta 8 minutes

Copier: lmao bitch you want me to go faster? Babygirl you should NOT have shown fear

( i show the doc, explain to clerk, ask her to scan it in to chart so it's at least there until rt can fix it)

(stroke arrives. Other tech is still placing yet another fucking walking boot so i get ready to stick w/ stroke until he can take over.)

Me, 1836: oh we're feisty. Wrestle time.

(Side thought, are they just not teaching how to control joints and extremities in medic school anymore, or did i learn it in martial arts and just forgot it wasn't from school, bc wtf)

(Somewhere around 1850 or 1900 or so a *second* stroke alert sounds, which is just so great when you gotta restrain and sedate and intubate and THEN get the pt the fuck to CT)

Me, 1925ish: okay back from ct, pt back on monitor/vent/etc, but other tech is now tied up with the other stroke so i gotta stay back here

Me, 1950: okay! Gonna run up to triage and tell the triage nurse i'm taking my-

ED Clerk: hey can you do this ekg in 8?

Me: a second one?

ED Clerk: it never got done, or it's not in the chart at least

Me: i told the doc! I gave it to the earlier clerk to scan in since RT is definitely not gonna have the time to fix it tonight. Hold on, i'll go check when exactly that was-

ED Clerk, 1954ish: it's fine, it's there, he forgot

Me: cool

Fast Track RN, 1955: can you do another walking boot? (continues talking about how they had to redo a splint and fit a sling while i was gone with the stroke and how they think they got it right but they wished i was there to do it)

Me, 2016, trying to figure out why the fuck the boot isn't fitting right without absolutely losing it in front of the patient or reducing their confidence: let me start over here, make sure the liner is seated properly

Liner: hey i'm a size large in a size medium shell

Me, internally: how the FUCK

Me, externally: that's. Creative. One moment, i need to the right size LINER for the shell

Pt: really? But it was sealed when you brought it over

Me: i know! It's great to have some ✨️creative mystery✨️ to liven up your day!

Me, almost done with the boot: ok, so here's the instructions, please sign here-

Charge RN: where's M? Who's got that EKG out front

ED RN who can see me from their position: M's doing a brace fit

Other tech: oh, you're back from break?

Me, trying to hold crazed grimace back via slightly less unhinged smile: i never went! I'm almost-

Other tech: oh i got it! I'll get the pt.

Me, like 2020 maybe, idk, wtf is time at this point: okay. Chart the boot, fix the earlier ekg time charting so it's more clear, then i's a lil ridiculous to take my break with an hour left in my shift but wtfever

Triage lobby, 2027: heyyyy look what i got, yup, it's a line out the door!

Me: okay. Fuck it. You win, universe.

Patient, 2043: hey where is the charge nurse. They said they were gonna come talk with me and they never did.

(This is the same patient who, when it was patently obvious that two critical patients had showed up within 15min of each other bc the activity level and population/distribution of staff drastically changed, said the doctor had to come see them now because they'd been waiting for 40 minutes, so i am assuming they want to complain about that. Which'll be entertaining bc the same nurse who went in to say the doc would get there when he got there bc we have two patients we are stopping from dying, and if you are ever waiting long for a doctor it's a good thing because you are not dying IS the charge nurse)

Me: i can go see. What did you need? A ride? You don't need the charge rn for that. They'll call up if they can get one. Did you ask for one from your nurse? No? Okay.

Me, to charge rn: hey is this pt getting a ride?

Charge rn: no. (With a distinct vibe of hell no) they said they had family coming. We specifically charged their phone right here (points at desk) so they could call their family.

Me: ok

Me, to pt: yeah there's no rides available, sorry. It's kinda how the system works. Taxi? I can get you the number, but they basically never have cabs, but you can use-

Pt: no, that's okay i guess. My family is coming they're just 20 minutes away and i didn't want to wait.

Me:

Me:

Me: okay

(I walk back to update charge rn)

Me: i hate everybody

Charge RN: wow, we got M saying she hates everybody, you know it's bad

Me: they wanted. A ride. Because their family. Is. TWENTY MINUTES AWAY.

Charge RN: yup, sounds right.

Me, 2121: i'm filling out the time sheet for missing my 30 and i am going the fuck home

Other tech: hey thank you for staying late! No, no, i'm kidding. Thank you for your help though!

Me, 2138, at my car, having extricated the cat-pee-bag i shoved under it to avoid hotboxing my car with cat peeover the course of the day: you know? Fuck it. I am booking it over to the dutch bros before they close at 2200. I started today with cat piss on my work bag and it went somehow DOWNHILL from there.